Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, October 15, 2010

Seal Caucus–Rick Mercer Rant!!!

It seems to me that the media is a little too obsessed with how controlling Stephen Harper is.  I don't really get this debate.  I mean, can we blame the Conservatives for wanting this in a leader?  A man who is firmly in control?  Because Stephen Harper is all that and a bag of chips. 
And his idea to scrap the long form census is a perfect example of his abilities.  Because scrapping the long form census has never been an issue among Conservatives.  No this idea, just like rewriting O Canada, this is Stephen Harper’s baby. 

And you talk to anyone close to the guy, they will tell you, every now and then he gets in a funny mood and he comes up with his funny ideas.  He just woke up one morning out of the blue and said to his best people, hey, what would happen if we scrapped the long form census and go to a voluntary survey?  And they all said the same thing: Well, the

data will be worthless, scientists will go crazy, business leaders will freak out, and plus, it will cost an extra 30 million dollars.  And Harper said, 30 million dollars?  I’m sold!  And then he walked into caucus and said, hey, I’m gonna spend 30 million dollars in the middle of a recession, getting less reliable data, who's with me?  And then 143 Tory MPs started clapping.  

Which again is a testament to his abilities.  Because do you have any idea how hard it is to get 143 seals to do the same thing simultaneously?  He's more than a Prime Minister, he's like... he’s like Siegfried and Roy all wrapped up in one.  The difference being, of course, is no matter how many tricks he makes them do, none of his MPs will ever make a peep. 

So let's stop this debate about how controlling Stephen Harper is.  We know what he’s made of.  It's his MPs I worry about.

Posted: 05/10/2010 9:07:17 PM |

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

This may be the best Living Will I've Seen


I,__________________, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be 
kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. 

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead 
politicians who couldn't pass ninth grade biology if their lives 
depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the 
bills. 

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one 
of the following: 
Glass of wine 
Chocolate 
Margarita 
Sex 
Martini 
Cold Beer Chocolate 
Chicken fried steak 
Cream gravy 
Sex 
Mexican food 
Chocolate 
French fries 
Chocolate 
Pizza 
Sex 
Ice cream 
Cup of tea 
Chocolate 
Chocolate 
Sex 
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a 
determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and 
attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat 
lady sing,' and call it a day!

Have a Drink IT'S 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE 

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Friday, March 28, 2008

I May Be Wrong, But I'm Not Confused



One of my fellow Nametags Authors is Ben Casnocha who writes on entrepreneurship, books, writing, current affairs, and intellectual life. His Blog today crossed my screen and I've reposted it for your pleasure .... I agree with the sentiment of the blog I know that feeling......

http://ben.casnocha.com/

Recently, a newly-hired VP of Marketing briefed the board of directors on his marketing plan for the year. He demonstrated a strong grasp of the the company's goals, market openings, competitive landscape, etc.

Everyone was impressed.

Since this was a technology start-up, everyone also knew that anything could happen. The world could change overnight. The company had a high chance of failure no matter how good the strategy -- this was a start-up, after all.

The VP of Marketing concluded his presentation with a line that acknowledged this uncertainty: I may be wrong, but I'm not confused. In other words, I'm placing bets, they might not pan out, but it's not because I don't understand what's going on or aren't aware of the various options.

Great line.

(as told to me by someone on the board)