By Mathew Honan 
11.27.07 | 12:00 AM
Illustration: Barry Blitt
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1) Race walking
The sporting equivalent of marching band. Inhaler required.
2) Segway Polo
The only sport in the world in which Woz (and his trusty personal transporter) could make the A team.
3) Badminton
When tennis balls get silly drunk, they dress up like shuttlecocks.
4) Hacky Sack
Based on our exhaustive research of this game, prog-rock T-shirts and ponytails aren't mandatory, but they help.
5) Curling
More a physics exercise than physical exercise. Bonus: tracksuits.
6) Jousting
Armor + the potential for internal hemorrhaging = pretty cool. If only the Ren Faire were every weekend.
7) Fencing
The fake swords — they're actually fake lightsabers. (Jedi mind trick.)
8) Disc Golf
In an ideal world, we would all put down our clubs and pick up a disc. Frolf, anyone?
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1 comment:
beautiful illustration !
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